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The Unfinished Spelling Errors of Bolkien

The Saruman Song...Lyrics
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Well I'm a-gonna raise a hoard, I'm a-gonna raise an army.
And the people down in Rohan, they will fold like origami.
Well I had the king [?], the country it was doomed,
Then Gandalf said: "I shall draw you saruman as poison is drawn from a wound".
Ah.
 
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Saruman blues.
 
Well I got this guy called Grima, he's a slimy trouble maker.
As disturbing as a lawyer who's a part time undertaker.
He was running interference, a walk on the inside
But when Theoden said "Aaaah!" He had to change his stride. Strides.
 
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Saruman blues.
 
So I made a massive army out of ten thousand Uruk.
But then nothing rhymed with Uruk so I knew that wouldn't work.
Well I had to take the fortress, and It should have been took,
But some elves came and helped them, WHO WERN'T EVEN IN THE BOOK!
 
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Saruman blues.
 
Well Treebeard thinks I'm evil for the slashing and the clearing.
But hey, I'm not the one wearing live Hobbit earrings.
Well I knew the Ents were out there, didn't think that they would fight,
If I had a bit more Roundup than I might have been alright.
 
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Saruman blues.
 
Well then Treebeard saw I clear felled all his little nuts and acorns.
He gave out a cry that sounded like a badly wounded foghorn.
And even though the woods were vast and from the Moot he made a bee-line,
Fifty Ents steped out to help him from just inside the tree line.
 
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Saruman blues.
 
So now my army's dead and Grima's fled and Isengard's an eyesore,
I'm gonna take my problems to you-know-who in Mordor.
Well I tried to call up Sauron on my Palantir, but a voice said:
"I'm sorry, but the dark lord is not here." Beep!
 
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Saruman blues.
 
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Saruman blues.