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The Unfinished Spelling Errors of Bolkien

The Balrog Song...Lyrics

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I've just seen a face
I can't forget the time or place where we first met
I am a Balrog, he was just a beardless Istari you bet
Rah, rah, rah, rah-rah-rah
 
He came into by smoking room
And called me names like flame of Udun
I failed to see the joke, I burned his bridge
But then it broke too soon
Ahhhh...
 
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me
 
I got in with my whip
I made the daft old bastard slip
He grabbed on to my mane and now we're going down In flames
Bad trip
Ow, ow, ow, ow-ow-ow
 
What a palavar
He beat seven shades of lava out of me
Theis freefall free-for-all is sapping all my flamability
Ow, ow, ow, ow-ow-ow
 
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me
 
I've done some silly things
But that's the price that evil brings
And though I'm ages old,
I wish someone had told me I had wings
Ow, flap, ow, flap-flap-ow
 
Long I fell and he fell too
He tried to tell me what to do
When he said 'fly you fool(s)',
You see he ment it just for me not you
Ow, flap, ow, flap-flap splash
 
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me
 
Through the caverns too the top
of Carahdhras you bet your ass we stopped
That's not the tiring bit,
It's having too say 'tag you're it' non stop
Neah-neh neah, neah neah neah
 
I could have had him beat,
But somehow he can stand the heat
I could have taken him
exept he had a magic ring, the cheat!
Rah, rah, rah, rah-rah-rah
 
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me
 
I've ranted and I've roared
I wish I'd stayed back with my hoard
I thank the evil lord
This wizard doesn't Weild an elven swo-
Ouah! Falling.  agh. no matter...

All together now!
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me
Falling, yes I am falling
And Gandalf's falling along with me