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The Unfinished Spelling Errors of Bolkien

The Fellowship of the Ring Song...Lyrics

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If you're a Hobbit and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're Frodo you can wear the golden band.
If you're Pippin you're too vocal,
if you're sam you're just a yokel,
if you're Merry and you know it, clap your hands.

If you're Dwarven and you know it, grab your axe,
And give those nasty Goblins forty whacks.
You can hit 'em in the groin
if you're Gimli, son of Gloin
and you suffer from low level rage attacks.

If you're Elven and you know it, grab your bow,
and you can boldly go where other Elves don't go.
If you're up in Caradhras,
you can bet your Legolas
you'll be walking on the suface of the snow.

If you're Human and you know it, you've a horn
or a broken sword if you're called Aragorn.
When the sword is fixed you'll show it,
but if you're Boromir, you'll blow it,
and you'll make those Orcs wish they had not been born.

If you're a Hobbit and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're Frodo you can wear the golden band.
If you're Pippin you're too vocal,
if you're sam you're just a yokel,
if you're Merry and you know it, clap your hands.